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Raste Mein Ek Pari Milti Hai

3 Kaale Dost Ek Sath Ja Rahe The Raste Mein Ek Pari Milti Hai, Pari: Ek Ek Wish Batao Main Poori Karongi. 1st: Mujhe Gora aur Khubsurat Kardo. Pari Ne Kar Diya. 2nd: Mujhe Bhi Aisa Kar Do Pari Ne Kar Diya. 3rd Zor Zor se Hasne Laga or Phir Bola. . . . . Inko Wapas Pehle Jaisa Kardo. Moral: Har Ek Friend Kamina Hota Hai

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Sargodha Ke Larkon Ki Zindagi

Sargodha K Larkon Ki Zindagi K 2 Usool Hain Pehla: Wo Kisi Ajnabi Larki Ko Lift Nahi Karwaty, Or Doosra:Wo Kisi Larki Ko Ajnabi Samjhty hi Nahi. GEO Sargodhio..

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Hai Aap Ke Honton Pe Jo

Hai Aap Ke Honton Pe Jo Muskaan Wagera, Qurbaan Gaye Is Pe Dil_O_Jaan Wagera, Billi to Yunhi Muft Main Badnaam Hoi, Thailay Mein to Kuch Aur Tha Samaan Wagera, Be’hirss o Gharz Farz Adaa ki Jiye Apna, Jis Tarah Police Karti Hai Chalaan Wagera, Ab Hosh Nahin Koi Ke Badaam Kahan Hai, Ab Apni Hatheli Pe Hain Dandaan Wagera, Har Shirt ki Bushrat Bana Dali Hai Anwar, Yun Chaak kiya Hum ne Garebaan Wagera..

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1 Ghanta Baad Wo Admi Wapis Aya

Pathan: Bhai Sahib Saddar Bazar Konsi Bus Jayegi? Admi: 23 Number . . 1 Ghanta Baad Wo Admi Wapis Aya Tu Dekha Pathan Udhar Hi Khara Tha Admi: Khan Sahib Tum Gaye Nahi?? . . Pathan: Bas Yar 20 Bus Guzar Gayi Hai, Sirf 2 Or Bhi Guzar Jaye Tu 23wien A Jaye Gi, Phir Jawon Ga

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Girl Friend Ne Boy Friend Ko

Girl Friend: Ne Boy Friend Ko Letter Likha Mujhe Naya Larka Mil Gaya Hai, Meri Photo Mujhe Wapas Do Usko Dikhana Hai, Wo Tumse Bahut Acha Hai Main Us’se Shadi Karungi... Boy Friend Ne Apne Sab Friends Ki Girl Friends Ki Photos Collect Ki, Or Unke Bech Mein Apni Girl Friend Ki Photo Rakh K Letter Likha, Is Mein Se Apni Photo Nikal Le, Mujhe Teri Shaqal Yaad Nahi Hai... :D

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Aaj Phir Pappu Ne

Aaj Phir Pappu Ne Kamaal Kar Diya.. . . Bank Meim Ja Ke So Geya.. . . Kyu.? . . . . Kyun Ke Usne Board Par Parha . . . Yaha Sone Par Loan Milta Hai..

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Agar Insan Ka Ikhlaq Dekhna

An Old Quote... Agar Insan Ka Ikhlaq Dekhna Ho To Usy Ghussy Ki Halat Mein Dekho, New version... Agar Insan Ka Ikhlaq Dekhna Ho To Uska Inbox Check Karo:-D:-D

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1 Admi Bakriyan Chara Raha Tha

1 Admi Bakriyan Chara Raha Tha, . Pathan: Yeh Bakriyan Kahan Le Ja Rahe Ho? . Admi Gussey Se: Anheyan School Chorny Ja Raha Hon, . . Pathan: Mujhe Pagal Samjha Hai? Aaj Tu Etwaar Hai...

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Sardar To Son Ja Puttar

Sardar To Son: Ja Puttar Ek Glass Pani Le Ke Aa Son: Sorry Abba Mai Nahi Ja Sakda,, 2nd Son: Abba Ae Te Hai e Chawal, To Aap Le Ke Aa...

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Ek Pehalwan Ki Taang Neeli

Ek Pehalwan Ki Taang Neeli Ho Gai, Hakeem: Tang Katni Pare Gi, Zehar Phail Geya Hai, Thore Din Baad Dosri Bhi Neeli Ho Gai Hakeem Ne Woh Bhi Kat Di k Zehar Kafi Phail Chuka Hai, Plastic ki Tangain Lag Gaen, Thore Din Baad Woh Bhi Neeli Ho Gaen, Hakeem: Tumhari Bemari Smajh Aa Gai, Tumhari Dhoti Ka Rang Utarta Ha ;)

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